Saturday, January 10, 2009

You Might be a Deathtard if.....

If you QQ on the official forums you won't be OP after the patch, you might be a Deathtard.

If you use Deathgrip on melee mobs ignoring the casters, you might be a Deathtard.

If you DPS in Unholy presence because you have 2 points in Unholy Aura, you might be a Deathtard.

If you fight with only one single hand weapon, you might be a Deathtard.

If you roll on loot that has spell power (raises hand), you might be a Deathtard.

If you keep your Ghoul on aggressive, you might be a Deathtard.

If you think you can tank without Blade Barrier, Toughness, and Anticipation, you might be a Deathtard.

If you think you can only tank specced as frost, you might be a Deathtard.

If you think you won't pull aggro while DPSing in Frost presence, you might be a Deathtard.

If you wonder why you can't use the Titansteel Mace every DK wants, you might be a Deathtard.

If you stand there watching your Ghoul Die to Svala's Ritual of the Sword after you've been freed, you might be a Deathtard.

If you refuse to spec into any talent that converts runes to deathrunes, you might be a Deathtard.

If you finish fights with 100 runic power, you might be a Deathtard.


Now I know y'all aren't Deathtards but I know you've seen plenty of examples so feel free to share them.

10 comments:

  1. If you roll on off-handed fist weapons and truly believe you can use them, you might be a deathtard.

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  2. I don't do any of these things, but I still feel like such a Deathtard sometimes. Just because I KNOW the warrior class inside and out, but I'm still learning the DK class.

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  3. LMAO!! Just got released from Svala and turn around to see Mr Ghoul just standing there. WTF?? Hit passive and he just made it out. Deathtardage averted!!!

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  4. ...if you are spec'd blood (frost/unholy - take your pick) DPS and roll 'Need' on a tanking item for your offspec set, you might be a deathtard.

    ...if you DG a target from your tank and swear it does NOT pull agro, you might be a(n illiterate) deathtard.

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  5. ...if you stand in the AH continuously spamming Death & Decay you may well be a deathtard.

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  6. If you're asking in Trade chat what to do with your Gloves of the Lost Vanquisher token...you might be a deathtard.

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  7. If you're spamming pestilence... you might be a deathtard.

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  8. I know, old blog.  But...while healing the Blood Furnace on a ret pally (because everyone else in Hellhole Peninsula was a deathtard)...I saw a deathtard roll need on a spellpower item.  (And later proceed to Leeroy and pull half the instance, then wonder why I couldn't heal him in time.  What part of "not holy" and "don't Leeroy" did he not understand?)

    I've also seen a level 80 deathtard in enhance shaman/hunter mail (could name names, but I won't).

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  9. If you put down D&D on (insert random boss name here) because "its got a long cooldown" before the rest of the group is ready - you are a complete deathtard.

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  10. If you put all 71 points in one talent tree, You might be a deathtard.

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